dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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