I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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