You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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