He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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