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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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