I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
