I hate all girls vehemently.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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