she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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