She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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