these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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