Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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