6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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