I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He kissed a someone with a penis
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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