How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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