Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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