You really coming over, don't trick.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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