Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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