sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We just shotgunned beers for America
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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