i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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