Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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