sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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