Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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