If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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