I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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