Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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