It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Randomize
