no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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