hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
