We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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