the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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