Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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