I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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