i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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