Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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