I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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