U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
this hospital has no fireball
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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