FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
