Sponge bath it is.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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