I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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