Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dicks are not precious.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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