May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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