he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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