you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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