So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We had sex on a dog bed..
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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