Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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