Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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