My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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