week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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