I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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