I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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