I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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