Kiss
Puke
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
