Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
where are you?
Hypothermia
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Randomize
