Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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