that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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